Well, long story short. It all started when I was just a boy. With no goals in life or ambitions of any kind. I was subject to a lot of dinners, pretty much every day. Even lunches and breakfasts would be held at tables. This led to a natural appreciation of a good surface on which meals or tea could be served. Growing up I realised the only people who truly appreciate good tables, were all members of the High Tea Society. So I invested a lot of time in this group, and worked my way up. Learning really annoying new ways to laugh... Of course this is where I met hobo. Got into his good books. One thing led to another. Ended up getting a really sweet table off him when I moved into my next place.