I talked to swargafia (if I got that right) and told him about my username history. Witch legsol took note of.

Yeah but you never really explained why you're called TomTeg50. I can understand the Tom but why is there a Teg50?

And from then on, he was called swargafia

I think I may have discovered Swarfiga's hidden identity:

- Using the number corresponding with each letter's position in the alphabet, the name 'Swarfiga' (19 + 23 + 1 + 18 + 6 + 9 + 7 + 1) coupled with the three digits that his post count will contain after replying to this (6 + 7 + 6) comes to a total of 103

- The 103rd link on Google's list of links following my search brought up this page: http://www.interpals.net/Swarfiga?&u...city%3D2972315

- The name 'Swarfiga' contains 8 letters. After dropping the profile's image into the Google Images search box, the 8th image brought me to a Youtube account with a single video uploaded, which has accumulated 38 views

- Upon my second Google search of 'Swarfiga', the 38th link brought me to this Facebook profile: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Swarfiga/309427025789092

- Contained within the profile pictures of this particular profile was a picture with the white text 'DO YOU DIG SWARFIGA?' mounted on a black background

- There is a single comment which says 'i do. hallelujah I'm a believer!' This would lead one to believe that Swarfiga must be some sort of deity, but I quickly disregarded this notion after several minutes of laughter

- The date on which the comment was posted led to further speculation. The 31st March this year brings us to the number 38 (31 + 3 + 2 + 0 + 1 + 2). Coincidence? I think not

- My only option was to Google search 'Swarfiga' followed by our clue number 38 - The search for 'Swarfiga 38' brought me to this link: http://www.mp3lyrics.org/0-9/38-special/hearts/

- The 38th word in these song's lyrics was 'freedom', which, going by the alphabet position method, produces the number 66 (6 + 18 + 5 + 5 + 4 + 15 + 13 = 66)

- 103 - 66 = 37, which momentarily left me at a dead end. But after noticing the name of the band - .38 Special - I decided that a Youtube search of the band's name might yield a more fruitful set of results

- And fruitful they were! The 37th video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sBjJBsXK9Q) has 5,573 views and a total of 17 likes and dislikes: 5 + 5 + 7 + 3 + 17 = 37

- My mind racing, I frantically added together these three key numbers: 37 + 38 + 103 = 178, and 1 + 7 + 8 = 16. I immediately clicked on Swarfiga's profile and was met with my answer:


I knew what I had to do.

Barely containing myself, I Google Image searched 'Swarfiga' and clicked on the 16th image result. Closing the image took me to the website from which the picture was taken, and I was met with the true identity of Swarfiga...



































Check everything for yourselves, the truth is out there...

You just have to look.

No! My secret! My horrible secret!
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Okay.

tl;dr

Hey it was 4am okay

so is ryan in yet or what

Technically he was in before he posted the application, but we made him write a new application anyway. So yeah he's double in or something.