Gather around kiddos for a story from the ages, it's aged like fine wine. Finally the shit Tier members of staff had made Alejandro A legend for all of his amazing accomplishments and the "Clan squad" PEASANT'S changed the clans name to Alejandro in his Honor!, A truly beautiful day indeed though not everything that day was all flowers and sunshine though, that Bastard of a Russian "Sir" DARED OPPOSE THE OTHERS IN THE DECISION OF MAKING ALEJANDRO A LEGEND to this day i cannot even fathom the thought of someone doing such a thing. Furious at the thought of Sir spewing such hatred and words filled with envy and jealousy Alejandro gathered all of the Toribash players he could possibly find and they all traveled to the land of communism, vodka and circus bears!. Oh but my children this was not a day of seeing strange hookers and watching people squat and roll dice this was a day of vengeance, Sir had no idea what was coming for him....or so we all thought.As Alejandro , Woeb, Rose, Fade, Joel, iTemp,Tbash,Karstnator
....other names i also remember arrived at Sir's house, but Sir was already waiting for them in his pink thong and ball gag when suddenly Tarlan, Fistashqa,pioner,steam,pln,jkook and Name come from out back of Sir's house, Tarlan is on top of a bear riding a unicycle with the others following close behind him, to assert his dominance Tarlan jumped off the bears back and right hooked rose*rose has left existence*, Fade Shrieked and ran away like a little girl at the sight of rose being one tapped, before he could get far though the bear Tarlan was riding ran after him and tore him into shreds this is when the fight truly start's except for Sir he's just fortnite dancing in the background. Everyone starts running at each other Alejandro takes the first swing at Name and knocks what's left of his teeth out of his mouth, as Fista tackles Tbash into the cold snow Fista is suddenly hit in the side of the head with iTemp's steal toe boot knocking him unconscious iTemp goes to help Tbash up but is struck by Steam who took a cheap shot to the back of iTemp's head, iTemp whips around his fist swinging wildly at Steam but he's trained in the way of Mike Tyson and Steam Bites off iTemp's ear, filled with shock iTemp can do nothing but sit on horror looking at his ear on the snow ridden ground. Alejandro has enough of all of this nonsense and a piss yellow aura starts to shine around him as everyone stares in awe of his power he pulls out the strap and one taps the remainder of Sir's clan mates, Alejandro lays his eyes on sir who's pissed himself, in a muffled voice he incessantly screams "it was just a prank bro!" suddenly and unexpectedly Alejandro throws a uppercut to Sir's jaw breaking it in 3 different places finally having his vengeance over Sir, Alejandro takes Sir's thong and he says "this...this is my prize for shutting you up for good...." ~Fin