Originally Posted by
2worlds
The enemy team is perfect
Wards everywhere
Counter jungles our smiteless fiddles
is always focusing the carries (THEIR RAMMUS IS NOT A GODDAMN CARRY ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING)
Feeds off my teammates.
I feel your pain. I seem to get stuck with a lot of elitist pricks who think they're the best thing at this game since sliced bread or something and bitch at me for not doing "well".
Meanwhile, I'm 9-3-16 at midgame, while they're stuck at 2-12-4 and they complain im not playing well enough as Blitzcrank, despite me feeding our carry early game, initiating every fucking team fight, absorbing everything the other team flings at me so that I'm at the brink of death, and still staying close enough to the fight so I can rush in to save somebody if necessary or pull somebody back in to finish them off, even if it means the death of me.
But NOOOOOOOO that's not good enough, apparently I have to tank MORE... meanwhile, he's got it into his head that he can take on the entire enemy team by himself because he's Teemo or Ashe or some other batshit squishy champ, despite failing at that the last 10 times he's tried it, can't smell a gank a mile away and can't read the chat box so whines about no MIA call despite getting it well in advance along with massive pinging if it wasn't obvious enough. Also kill steals whever possible then taunts the other team when he does it, looking like a total retard and making the game degrade into a shitstorm of insults.
That's why I play with friends, even if it results in dumb builds like AP Tryndamere or Pantheon. At least then I don't get bitched at.