My pants are wet, why is this? *Clueless*
Proud Co-Leader of [Pandora]
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Yo guys, I just got my new basset hound puppy<3 (He's about 1 1/2, 2 months old)
So I got home, and ya'know, I have a mother kitty and kittens here right?
So like I was all like 'hey, meet eachother, be best friends! :D'
-puts the puppy down-
Errybody sniffs eachother ;D
Happy ending? AW FUCK NO.
BOOM, MOTHER CAT GOES RACCOON TAIL, FUCKING FUR GOES UP ATTACKS MY SISTER (She has about 7 puncture wounds in her leg right now) I have about 4 on my inner thigh. Both of us were bleeding excessively.
Of course when this happened I was all literally like 'FUCKFUCKUFKCUFKCUFCCKUF -Backs away, locks self in a room- FUCKFUCKFUCKFUC CALL THE PO PO'. That little fucking cat was still going at me and I was like kicking her.
Fuck man, just fuck.
Anyways my puppy's sleeping next to me :D
The end.
So I got home, and ya'know, I have a mother kitty and kittens here right?
So like I was all like 'hey, meet eachother, be best friends! :D'
-puts the puppy down-
Errybody sniffs eachother ;D
Happy ending? AW FUCK NO.
BOOM, MOTHER CAT GOES RACCOON TAIL, FUCKING FUR GOES UP ATTACKS MY SISTER (She has about 7 puncture wounds in her leg right now) I have about 4 on my inner thigh. Both of us were bleeding excessively.
Of course when this happened I was all literally like 'FUCKFUCKUFKCUFKCUFCCKUF -Backs away, locks self in a room- FUCKFUCKFUCKFUC CALL THE PO PO'. That little fucking cat was still going at me and I was like kicking her.
Fuck man, just fuck.
Anyways my puppy's sleeping next to me :D
The end.
Fuck.
Originally Posted by rickyz
Woops, I think I spilled milk on ur pants.
GTFO, I command you.
Do not ever say "ur" instead of "your" again, fucking lazy-ass shitling.
Oh and Fluffs: Ily.
Proud Co-Leader of [Pandora]
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