Originally Posted by
brutus3
Well in that case 
I am unsure about wowing you and making you laugh at the same time that seems very challenging. Like I said I am not an English major.
I guess I could go through some options of how to make this app entertaining (while maintaining a somewhat professional attitude):
-My app as a Nicholas Sparks ripoff.
-My app written only in old English.
-A picture of my wiener.
A wiener pic is defiantly the easy way out so here goes
(I was not allowed to place a picture here so I attached it )
This is a picture Brutus' mother Missy. She is my main bitch. ^
Any way here is the serious section. I have been playing toribash for about two years now. I had another account before this one, but I lost the username after taking an entire summer off. I have achieved a seventh dan black belt in primarily akido. Actually I have not stopped playing akido almost every day since I started this account. I am not extremely forum active because I play constantly making it difficult to do much else.
I would like to join Nitro because I am looking for a strong akido community to strengthen my own skills. At this point I am attempting to fluff this app so it exceeds 200 words. (It was 203 at that point)
I am extremely active in game and play with others well. . . for the most part. I am looking to really get involved in a clan and hope nitro will be a good fit.
Guess I'll tone down my humor for a bit. Maybe that will get me in?
(AYYY that was 295 words,counting this, and that, and this, well you get the picture)
I know this is going to seem like I'm showing off, but It's the only way to get my point across. This is my application for Nitro.
Hello. I'm Valterain. And I have a solid 5" penis. But that doesn't matter. I live in the United States of America, the perfect portrayal of obesity and uncultured white chicks for miles, and I run under the Mountain standard time. I'm some what of an avid writer, using it as a way to occupy time whilst I'm under a considerable amount of stress or for some form of enjoyment that doesn't involve me with my pants down or inside my cranium. And, next to writing I play a handful of games, but the game I've grown the most fond of is Toribash. Being a 7th Dan and all, It's not hard to prove my fondness for the game despite the frustration that it has put on me and the many developing aneurysms. I've actually been playing for around 2 years, first playing the game when I was around the age of 11, but not really attaching on to it until much later. I of course no longer know the username of my original account, since it's been so long since then. And, with my final account, Valterain1, I've been able to participate in a handful of clans. I left all these clans due to internal problems, and not liking the way the clan was heading, so I decided to hop off the ship while I could. And, I want to finally find a clan that will stick with me, and I think Nitro might actually stick with me. Why? Because. I know a handful of members of the clan (such as Azzefire, Beansprout, DJMC (a bit, I've talked to him a few times over skype and he seems cool.)) And, Nitro seems internally stable. Clan drama doesn't really seem that present, which seems to be a bit of a relief from the past experiences, which were honestly brutal and I don't want to relive it like a war veteran relives his vietnam stories. But, that's enough of the personal bits. On to the Toribash bits.
As I state in the application previously, I had been playing the game since I was 11. But, the time in which I played it was rather brief, and I didn't pick it up until later on. And when I did finally pick it up again after it dropped on steam, I played it for hours on end, every day, slowly improving day by day. But, up until black belt I had only played 1 mod, and that was Taekyonn. Shortly after, I rediscovered Akido shortly after I obtained black belt, and thought it was complete shit, but kept playing it because my clan urged me on. Later on I finally got used to the feel for Akido, and actually improved in it. But, to sum it up, I'm relatively skilled at (In order) Lenshu3ng, ABD, Akido, TK. And the rest of the mods aren't really relevant because they're a bit silly. But, if you want to see my shitty replays I'll put at the bottom to gauge my skill. Then feel free. (I did have more, but I had to reinstall Toribash on multiple occasions, and never saved them. But you know what they say, replays don't gauge skill)
It is exactly 546 words long and 2805 long. And all of the information is entirely relevant to what the recruiter needed to know (which, in this case was Day). And, at the time I had written that, I was in 8th Grade, with a C in English. To create an application with a more filler than information that is actually relevant is inexcusable.
DENIEDED
