My latest and greatest rendition of Americas favorite spring-time recipe, "Boiled Rats", Step one: Find as many rats as humanly possible, Step 2: Put all of the rats in a garbage bag, Step 3: Put said garbage bag full of live angry rats into a water filled coffee pot making sure the contents of the bag stay dry, Step 4: Put coffee pot full of oxygen starved rodents into coffee maker. Step 5: Boil rats for exactly 45 minutes or until their desperate screams and crys die down, Step 6: Take bag of sweaty, half-dead rats out of coffee pot and put them in a mixing bowl, Step 7: Cover those greasy vermine in liberal amounts of 'Sweet Baby Ray's Barbeque Sauce', I mean really cover those bastards in the stuff, Step 8: Serve
