You did not win if you succeeded at failing.

Meh, I was lying to myself anyway, I am a failure in many regards...

I'm not great with the ladies. There. I'm being honest.

Dear Jonggi, some ladies might like to be fucked at all times, but that's what jocks are for.
You're not a jock, be a gentleman and you'll get girls. It also helps acting adorable. :3

There speaks a master. Or simply hire fluffy, she does a great job (forget this idea)

To be honest: Just act as yourself, be nice. Once you have known her for about a month, put your hand on hers, if she takes it, that means youre doing good, if she doesnt, take your hand off immediatly and say sorry, im a great actor, so this works for me, tough if your a bad liar it will fail (if she doesnt take your hand)

Hire fluffy? What?

liquid, please refrain from telling such "jokes".
Fluffs is not a whore, she's a pimp.

So... You don't hire Fluffs, you hire her bitches? In other words, you?

LARS IS MINE.
-hugs lars protectively-

I'm Fluffs' personal bitch, not for hire.