I have more... ;]
We were talking about this kind of stuff in school one day.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, HE doesn't get wet, the water get's Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

I fully Lold at the last one. ;]

well, i will be as active as possible and i've almost fixed my main computer, so if anyone is up for som bashing, PM me

Do you like it though?

In an alternate dimension, the namygoob checks his closet for sirron kcuhc.
(Ask me if you dont get it).

It isn't my kind of head, I wouldn't buy it. But I am sure it would be good for someone else. ;]

Almost fixed? What did you do to it?
Anyway, I might be online sometime. I haven't been in-game for AGES.

I wanted to wear it but it doesn't suit my body colours.

i agree feach(hope i didnt forget the Z)

the last one was hilarious.
*twitch*
I think you mean FeZch.

lol neither

ok, well, i have tried everything to fix my computer, my final solution was to berserk on everything i saw, and then some fat white thingy came from newhere, so i pulled it with my power and now the computer works to 45%!!! :O