Lol, nice Wata.

Hello out there, I would like to join Raid
And here's my application:

Current QI: 1369 (I know, should be 2000 min, but meh :/ )
Previous clans (and why you left):
[GMF] = Was German only, I wanted to be in an international clan.
[TAG] = Because of inactiveness.
[woor] = Because it died.
[Hive] = Because of "The Urban thing" (2Bash, you should know what I mean ;) ) and later because it died.
Favourite/best mod: TK.
Age: 14
GMT: +2 (Summer)
Previous infractions: I got one because of a useless post but it expried.
Anything else you think is worth mentioning?
Yes, I just wanna say, that I am a video maker. If you want an example, look at my signature

EDIT: Added a MP replay.

Replays:

Thanks for applying, Nura. We'll discuss your application and get back to you as soon as possible.

* %Zanzaba hugs Joey :D
<@HoboJoey_> o_O
<%Zanzaba> Fine
* %Zanzaba rapes Joey
<%Zanzaba> BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
* @HoboJoey_ runs with forrest gump
<%Zanzaba> o:
<@Decap> :D
* @HoboJoey_ runs with usain bolt
<@HoboJoey_> :p
<%Zanzaba> o:
* @Decap tackles forrest. RUN HOBO!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@Decap> Ohh
* %Zanzaba get's into a car wiff mah gunsta friends :v
<%Zanzaba> Lel
<%Zanzaba> :v
<@HoboJoey_> well, usain is faster than you
<%Joka> and you :v
* @Decap tackles usain. RUN HOBO!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* @HoboJoey_ sits in decap
* %Zanzaba rapes usain
<%Zanzaba> RUN
<@Decap> :D
<%Zanzaba> ;)
* %Joka sits in joey
* @HoboJoey_ slaps decap into the face
* @Decap runs rly rly fast
<@Decap> pew pew
<%Joka> :v
* %Zanzaba faps RLY RLY FUST
* @HoboJoey_ takes decaps head , grab it and slap it on the bottom
* %Joka gets in his spaceship :d
* %Joka takes off :v
* %Zanzaba nut just poped
* @Decap dies ._.
* @HoboJoey_ has blood splatters in the face
* +Senna[busy] :D
* %Joka shoots everoyne on the ground wit teh lazers
<%Joka> >:D
<%Joka> pew pew :v
* %Zanzaba jerks off to Senna
* @Decap dies ._. again
<%Zanzaba> :v
* @HoboJoey_ hides under the dead Decap #1
* %Joka jumps ship
* %Zanzaba shoots everyone with SHOOP DAH WHOOP
* %Joka watches shop asplode
<%Joka> ship*
<%Zanzaba> o:
* %Joka dies ._o
* %Joka falls ontop of decap
<@Decap> ._O
* %Zanzaba rapes Joka's body.
* %Joka comes back to life as zombieh
<@Decap> STOP HUMPING THINGS!!!
<%Joka> ZOMBIEH RAPE
* %Zanzaba then rapes Joka's soul
<%Zanzaba> :x
* %Zanzaba starts humping Decap's leg
* Zanzaba is now known as Zanz|Hupper
<%Joka> humper*
* Zanz|Hupper is now known as Zanz|TehHumper
<%Zanz|TehHumper> >>
<%Zanz|TehHumper> <<
<%Zanz|TehHumper> >>
<%Joka> :D
* %Joka buys new ship :d
* %Zanz|TehHumper humps Joka's face
* %Joka gets in new ship
* %Zanz|TehHumper then rapes the ship
* %Joka takes off (again)
* %Joka pew pew
* %Zanz|TehHumper is clinged on to the ship by his penis
* %Joka haz many of tem gunz and whatnot :v
* @Decap dies ._. again...
* %Zanz|TehHumper has his penis in every gun
* %Joka shoots zanz of teh ship
* %Joka watches zanz fall to earth :v
* %Zanz|TehHumper rapes the bullet back to the ship before I hit ground
* +Senna[busy] ASODHSAUFHDSUFHR8TW46TRAS
<%Joka> STOP MAKIN ME LAUGH
<%Joka> :v
* %Joka dodges bullet :v
* %Zanz|TehHumper humps Joka's GI Joe dawlz.
* %Joka haz no dolls, only sluts :v
* %Zanz|TehHumper then says "Hey SALLEH"
<%Joka> :D
* %Zanz|TehHumper humps one of them too.
* @Decap pulls out penis 
* @Decap cums on everyone
* %Zanz|TehHumper humps Decaps Penis
* @Decap says: Gah...
* %Joka dies ._.
* @Decap says: Meh....
* %Zanz|TehHumper says: UH UH UH OH YEAH (Liek the coolade man)
<%Joka> DAMN CUM D:
<%Joka> IT BE MA WEAKNEZZ
* @Decap says: Stop it!!
<%Joka> :<
<@Decap> lolh
* %Zanz|TehHumper humps down a wall OH YEAH

notha' day at #raid

:d

:<
Gl with yo new clan.

I'm not sure what the prize for winning this exactly is, but that won't stop me from participating in it.

Numero 1. I play basketball.
Numero 2. I'm not good at basketball.
Numero 3. I actually read everyone else's entries to this seeing as it is the middle of the night and there is nothing better to do.
Numero 4. I text entirely way to much.
Numero 5. Luckily for number 4 I have unlimited text messaging. FTW
Numero 6. This is going to take ages to complete.
Numero 7. I have had around 7 thoughts of just saying "fuck it" no more facts.
Numero 8. I am entirely too bored which is why I said "fuck it" to the thought of me saying "fuck it."
Numero 9. People reading this probably just said Wtf after reading Numero 8.
Numero 10. Everyone in my school is basically my friend, except for a couple of people who are entirely too annoying and should have been drowned at birth.
Numero 11. I am bilingual. (Spanish and English)
Numero 12. Anonymous said this to me the other day while playing toribash. "Hey I was playing a game the other day with a ghost. I asked the ghost if it liked pants, it said no."
Numero 13. Number 12 is actually true.
Numero 14. Number 12 made me laugh for like an hour.
Numero 15. There is a girl that is obsessed with me an will constantly tell me she loves me.
Numero 16. I don't like this girl and never will.
Numero 17. My internet sucks. I don't know what is wrong with it.
Numero 18. While writing 17 this thought actually popped into my mind. "If I put Numero 50 next no one will notice."
Numero 19. The girl that I mentioned in Numero 15 just texted me. Can anyone guess what she just said
Numero 20. I sometimes have thoughts that everyone besides me is a robot and that I have to save the planet from them.
Numero 21. I am currently watching BeerFest and I have no idea what is going on. Just a bunch of guys drinking beer?
Numero 22. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. My answer 7.
Numero 23. Giraffes are yellow.
Numero 24. I started school last Monday.
Numero 25. <--- Favorite Number.
Numero 26. I seriously just got scammend for my Vampire Force no joke.
Numero 27. I don't really care. It wasn't like I adored that Vampire anyway. *Sniff*
Numero 28. The obsessed Girl will not stop Texting me.
Numero 29. I started this about an hour ago and I'm still not even on 30.
Numero 31. Number 23 Comes straight out of my heart.
Numero 32.I seriously doubt I will win this.
Numero 33. I have a brother that I've never met before.
Numero 34. I just got pwned in Toribash.
Numero 35. I also play Baseball. Which btw is America's past time. (Just a side note)
Numero 36. Jackass is hilarious.
Numero 37. Nearly to 40. *Jumps up and down for joy*
Numero 38 I have extremely curly hair and hate every strand of it.
Numero 39. Johnny Knoxville portrays a very funny female.
Numero 40. Number 39 is a fact indeed. It was proven on Wikipedia.
Numero 41. If you spell Poop backwards it reads "pooP"
Numero 42. Number 41 was said by cousin which I asked for a fact. The best he could think of was poop. Poor kid.
Numero 43. I believe in God.
Numero 44. I'm not poor nor rich.
Numero 45. I just got my ass handed to me once again in Toribash.
Numero 46 This has taken approximately 2 hours to make.
Numero 47. I can't believe the joy of typing facts is almost gone. It almost makes me want to punch a unicorn right in it's horn.
Numero 48. DaxFlame is fake.
Numero 49. I spend around 2 hours on my computer each day.
Numero 50. This one has to be special. Giraffes are technically born without legs, but when they believe in themselves they grow those legs because they need to be able to reach that high food to survive and not die out so that the Dominating Giraffe population will live and thrive forever. Ok all of that about the Giraffe, yeah that was made up. <-- (This part if you're lost) But on the other hand, that counts as a fact so I am flippin done.


This took approximately 2 hours to complete. And that obsessed girl texted me every second of it. And I still don't know what toribash prime is. xD

The fact that you aren't in this clan will stop you though ~DavidFee

Oh i say yes

Your yes or no makes no difference only the reasons you make ._.

Pretty cool guy, talked with him a little bit in IRC. I don't know what to think of him quite yet. Should hang out in IRC tomorrow :P

Looks like they all start with wushu openers......but the third was my favourite.