This is gunna take for fucking ever.
1. I pick my nose when people aren't around. FUCK YEAH.
2. I fap a fair bit.
3. I hate redheads. I wanna rip their fucking heads off and rip all their hair out. And then laugh at them.
4. My dad is the most racist person I have ever seen. He hates aboriginals.
5. Aboriginals are cool.
6. I'm not racist.
7. I play Volleyball.
8. Some say I look gay when I play Volleyball.
9. I'm gay.
10. I broke my ankle playing soccer.
11. I still play soccer.
12. My team won 3-nil today in soccer.
13. I have a smelly sock laying around somewhere.
14. You don't wanna know why that sock is smelly.
15. My mum and dad are split.
16. I basically move house every week ;)
17. It's been 10 minutes since I started this.
18. I'm not gay.
19. Holy shit. I've made my own record.
20. I haven't had a girlfriend in over 1 week :o
21. I got caught stealing from a store once.
22. I got out with a warning.
23. I've stole way more than once.
24. I spend shitloads of time on the computer.
25. I'm not a nerd.
26. I have a job that you don't.
27. At a pizza shop.
28. My boss is fat.
29. And Italian.
30. He wants me to be a Christian.
31. He bought me a bible and a DVD thing.
32. I haven't watched the DVD, or read the Bible much.
33. I mean to, but I never find time.
34. I hate putting fences up.
35. It is so fucking time consuming.
36. I'm not an angry person.
37. I just swear heaps.
38. And say random swear words outloud.
39. In a funny manner.
40. To make people laugh.
41. I think I have Terrets (spelling?) Syndrome.
42. I might have ADD.
43. I need a new job.
44. Only 6 to go :o
45. I have $13.50 sitting next to me now.
46. Weird Al is cool.
47. My middle name is Steven.
48. I hit a teacher with a paper wasp yesterday :o (Was funny though)
49. She almost cried.
50. HOLY FUCK LAST ONE. Well. That teacher made me pick up rubbish, and she is a fat cow who should hit the treadmill at high speed.
FUCK YEAH, NATHANDUDE.
You die for the use of that word.
