I now understand why people hate silver league. Two absolutely stupid games in a row because of batshit retarded teammates. We got a decent team comp going, rumble top, elise jungle, lucien adc, and annie support on me. An ad mid would be golden. Enemy picks kayle, so logical pick would be something like kha, or even ez mid just to fuck up kayle and deal with the enemy jarvan jungle. What is picked? Anivia. Turns out the elise and anivia are duo queing, with elise going ad glass cannon and anivia stacking mana and unable to farm at all. And I realize the kayle and j4 are duoing because they have mejai's and soto respectively. They both get 20 stacks because elise doesn't realize that her jungle is warded and doesn't get a sweeper until I tell her to, and anivia has no presence.
Second game, I get to jungle. Because of bans and picks, I pick Xin to capitalize on an ori mid, trynd top, and jinx bot, all of whom are vulnerable to strong early ganks. I gank mid, give brand advantage, but no kill, then head bottom, pinging to gank. I have double buff. I'm closing in, pinging that I'm going in. Bot seems to be going in as well, and there's no ward. I go in on jinx. Turns out cait just wanted farm and sona wanted to take the long route, and by long I mean wrong direction, to her turret, because she instantly turns around as I e in. So I get caught, but I flash to escape with ignite ticking on me. Sona is heading back towards me, and she's in range for her heal. I know it's up, she hasn't used it yet. She has almost 2 fucking seconds to react to this, and she doesn't hit w. I die from ignite, giving jinx double buff. I now camp the lane to try to prevent this from spiraling out of control. However, I now can't gank top, so trynd is getting free farm. That's fine, Shen is dealing with it surprisingly well. In fact, he's winning the lane somehow. Mid lane, on the other hand, is getting wrecked. He's glass cannon brand, doesn't ward and gets ganked by rammus almost continuously, and is running tele flash, so when I gank ori escapes easily and wins all trades that occur practically. I start falling behind because sona is incompetent, cait can't do anything with her as a support, brand has almost no damage because he gets vaporized, and gives ori kills because he aggros too much at low health, and I can't do anything for those lanes because of how badly behind they are, and I'm falling off because I haven't got any early successful ganks, namely because of no damage coming from the lanes I gank. I provide a decent amount of damage, and so do they, but it has no follow up because nobody is running ignite, and not a single fucking lane is winning to make ignite unnecessary.
tl;dr: I was mad from 2 retarded losses, so I baited the enemy team next game to not ban kass and then instalocked him and wrecked them.
