Lume, I never told him to apply. He applied because he thought it would be funny, but he
didn't realize how bad of a sense of humor he had, and when everyone was like "no u faeg"
instead of "oh roflmfao :'D bloobin u so funneh" he needed a cover story, thus blaming me
due to the fact that earlier in the day I was like "You should apply for doc." even though I
said it as a total joke and even told him it was a joke for who knows what reason.
My story skills are just taking over. [:<