Once upon a time, a man marched his way into a hole, But he noticed a cheeze doodle which is from the inner thighs and he wondered what animal it was from so he licked it. It started wriggling and leaking glue, and he realised it wasn't actually glue, it was chocolate syrup. He then stroked his dirty, stinking, rotten man boob. Sumo wrestlers came and sat on him to fart, so he smelled of year old roadkill, which wasn't too colorful, but oddly tasty. After devouring a fucking baby, he fapped with his left hand,and white stuff exploded from his dick which was kinda sticky but was very tasty. His adventure continued with a slut by the name