Once upon a time, a man marched his way into a hole, But he noticed a cheeze doodle which is from the inner thighs and he wondered what animal it was from so he licked it. It started wriggling and leaking glue, and he realised it wasn't actually glue, it was chocolate syrup. He then stroked his dirty, stinking, rotten man boob. Sumo wrestlers came and sat on him to fart, so