Hello Fire.I am here to post the application you have asked for.My name is skizz, but my friends call me skizzenius croxperbius makaveli van gough IV, but you can call me skizz.I am an extraordinary lenshu player as you can tell by the simple fact (not an opinion) I am superior to every single one of your members combined.
Don't believe me? Meet me at Latitude: 26.59255, Longitude: 41.64768, and watch me crab my way to that sweet sweet victory royale. I have been developing a battle royale mode for toribash under closed curtains, and I hope to finish it by the end of this week so that I may take down your entire clan by my own hands. You WILL fall. Fighting is meaningless.
With love, skizz
p.s. give me all of the rewards alpha has ever gotten as if I've been a member for longer than hxbchqimocmouq (YOU know who you are. Terrible name, by the way.). I expect a brand new alpha helmet delivered to my P.O. box as soon as physically possible and if this condition is not met I may have to depart from your clan and move on to better things such as AlphaBR.