Once upon a time a small ninja sat on his flying wheelchair, so the ninja started to fly around a cup of sweet chocolate milk. Then he crashed to a large pool filled with condoms, tampons, and dildos. Little Ninja was so happy about this she did it in the large pool of orphan tears, but didn't notice that flying pigs came too. "What the fuck?" Ninja thought. The retarded flying pigs of wisdom were like, "bitch that Ninja is a goddamn ho with no swagga." Unsheathing his sword, he decapitated Lucent. With Lucent dead, his zanpakuto was actually a homosexual. This made Ninja cry out loud and turn him a fuckin' lesbian hating mother fucker. The retarted pigs lived happily ever with gay porn playing on their own long, warm, penisscreen when their fucking dog ate some fat bitches licking each other. This is nasty as fuck, but somehow turned Little Stuart to a gay bashing baseballbat with spikes drilled deep into his bat he was thrilled, shunned and hardcore analy fucked in the head. He didn't enjoy fucking dead babies though liked fucking cool story bro by Mario and luigi is dead. Once that happened and the fucking dead babies went to go rape pedobear, revenge is sweet bitch. So, the three little fuckwitted dipshits went to the zoo with their parents saw cute Pandas. They pissed on

Oh, My second account is thedukest.
Can I/he post here aswell to raise my post count?

Dad,
I'll miss you. And I hope you get somewhere farther better than here. I will never forget you man.
Cya <3

I guess...I dont see why you need to raise post count on an alt account.

So I can join a clan etc.

Lately Ive noticed many annoying "rule breaks" in out clan.
Many people doing things that are apparently not specified.
I suggest we make a clan rules thread (sticky if possible).
That way we can specify the rules for people who are in clan, not in clan, or waiting confirmation of thier application.

/added note: I can help make it.

Why would you apply for a second clan on an alternate account?
That seems kind of rediculous to me...

Anyways. Closing this thread. Its useless.

Once upon a time a small ninja sat on his flying wheelchair, so the ninja started to fly around a cup of sweet chocolate milk. Then he crashed to a large pool filled with condoms, tampons, and dildos. Little Ninja was so happy about this she did it in the large pool of orphan tears, but didn't notice that flying pigs came too. "What the fuck?" Ninja thought. The retarded flying pigs of wisdom were like, "bitch that Ninja is a goddamn ho with no swagga." Unsheathing his sword, he decapitated Lucent. With Lucent dead, his zanpakuto was actually a homosexual. This made Ninja cry out loud and turn him a fuckin' lesbian hating mother fucker. The retarted pigs lived happily ever with gay porn playing on their own long, warm, penisscreen when their fucking dog ate some fat bitches licking each other. This is nasty as fuck, but somehow turned Little Stuart to a gay bashing baseballbat with spikes drilled deep into his bat he was thrilled, shunned and hardcore analy fucked in the head. He didn't enjoy fucking dead babies though liked fucking cool story bro by Mario and luigi is dead. Once that happened and the fucking dead babies went to go rape pedobear, revenge is sweet bitch. So, the three little fuckwitted dipshits went to the zoo with their parents and saw cute Pandas. They pissed on them with acid

Are these examples of rules?
Or what are the quotes?
And great idea, I really like it.

Once upon a time a small ninja sat on his flying wheelchair, so the ninja started to fly around a cup of sweet chocolate milk. Then he crashed to a large pool filled with condoms, tampons, and dildos. Little Ninja was so happy about this she did it in the large pool of orphan tears, but didn't notice that flying pigs came too. "What the fuck?" Ninja thought. The retarded flying pigs of wisdom were like, "bitch that Ninja is a goddamn ho with no swagga." Unsheathing his sword, he decapitated Lucent. With Lucent dead, his zanpakuto was actually a homosexual. This made Ninja cry out loud and turn him a fuckin' lesbian hating mother fucker. The retarted pigs lived happily ever with gay porn playing on their own long, warm, penisscreen when their fucking dog ate some fat bitches licking each other. This is nasty as fuck, but somehow turned Little Stuart to a gay bashing baseballbat with spikes drilled deep into his bat he was thrilled, shunned and hardcore analy fucked in the head. He didn't enjoy fucking dead babies though liked fucking cool story bro by Mario and luigi is dead. Once that happened and the fucking dead babies went to go rape pedobear, revenge is sweet bitch. So, the three little fuckwitted dipshits went to the zoo with their parents and saw cute Pandas. They pissed on them with acid until some kids