Must be epic..

It is. You should try it.

I got given an awesome nickname for doing it.

so what if im into that kind of stuff.

how do you think spacellama's can type and speak

you dont wake up first!!!

besides, NZ is like 4 years behind australia, an you have too many sheep

He's a bot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Take Geography mate. You need a shag.

Some noob who wants to be a pirate.

Auto Accept!!! You're in. SOOO glad you finally decided to join us.

I'm thinking Overseer or First mate.
Billy, your choice.