Can i join pleace i am 3 dan black elt and i am playing very often.pleace let me join?

my god m8, it isnt that hard to read the bloody first post , seriously (replays, replays , replays...)

i almost Lol'd, then i shit.

Guys, please. If you want to be mean, at least make it also teaching and/or funny >.> ;/. Don't be douches "just cause" ;(...

Okey dokey! ill Be teachingful!!

Sir Jafem: You are currently applying to one of the most respected wushu clans in the game. When posting to know if you join, please take careful note of all the things Sahee is looking for in your application, as first impressions are big. For instance, my first impression on Sahee is I was a hyperactive phycopath with emotional issues who relied on 2 openers. Dont do this.

Sorry, was away for the weekend. Thanks for the chance, Sah. It's becoming a bit harder than I expected to transition from aikido back to wushu, but I'm working on it as fast as I can. ;)

sahee... i really did take a shit, i was about to laugh, and i seriously was like.

"got to shit"

so i took a shit, came back. and then decided not to say anything mean.

i did not mean (get it?) to offend anyone.

Why do I always miss them?

On another note, what if the applicant simply cannot read English? Should they be hammered?

Incredible stupidity* is to be hammered.
People who cannot read English should point it out. If they don't, then well, how could we know - we'll treat them like normal people.

* Subject to change. Reasons may vary. To report any unfair incidents of severe sahammeration please call us on our help line (0-555-WHINE), e-mail us at icanttakeitanymore@wtf.lol or simply slit your throat while jumping off a cliff. Good bye and good luck with either of these.

It's been quiet here for 16 hours. I'm beginning to panic!