Stranger: Howdy
You: Yo
You: Sup dawg?
Stranger: Nothing much bro
Stranger: You?
You: Nothing much, just soming some weed man
You: Want some?
You: smoking*
Stranger: Nah man I aint on that stuff no more
You: You did good bro, im trying to quit but this shit is so addicting
Stranger: Yup. I just got bored of it and stuff.
Stranger: I'm more of a cocaine person you know
Stranger: sometimes crystal meth, when I can get my hands on it and shit
You: I tried that before, not bad but the feeling isnt just the same you know?
You: you get all crazy shit
Stranger: Yeah thats the buzz man
You: Yeah but i have to think about the chicks you know? they dont dig a crazy bro
You: So weed is a bit safer and chicks like that stuff
Stranger: That's true, I never really thought about that but I got bitches on my dick everywhere I go
Stranger: so it's cool man
You: but bitches are paid man i cant spend that much money and i dont really enjoy female junkies
Stranger: get your self a job
Stranger: i'm sellin dope and bitches
Stranger: sometimes i steal shit when business is down you know
You: so you're a pimp?
Stranger: yeah bro
You: thats hot man
You: i always wanted to be the playboy chief you know?
You: having those hot bunnys around me bro
Stranger: Yeah that shit would be tight
Stranger: that'll be me one day
Stranger: When I'm old and past it, still surrounded by beautiful girls
You: Thats hot good luck with that dawg
You: I will try that too
Stranger: cool bro
You: I wont need any viagra when i get rusty i just need them to help me out you know?
Stranger: I get you man
Stranger: I have to roll bro, theres dope to be sold, bacon to be brought home
Stranger: peace
You: peace dawg
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