Originally Posted by BlackBear

T"Nice effort out there, BlackBear."
"Hey BlackBear, you fucking suck."

Originally Posted by a_coathanger

Some fat kid named tried to beat me up for---

Originally Posted by Guv_na

They call you by your internet username huh?

Originally Posted by Dirtnapp

I find These Funny Because Alot of these stories are quite obviously made up.
I mean who the Fuck says "kiss my Ass" ? I'd kick the shit of you just for saying that.

Originally Posted by EchoMarine

Alright, there are two kinds of people I hate the most, fat and old people who think they deserve better treatment because they are fat/old.

So there is this really fat girl in homeroom, and I mean gravitational field fat, and she always says that I can't help being fat, it's a disease.
What the fuck.
You can simply stop eating, it won't kill you, how about exercise.
More than that, the bitch keeps on thinking she can get away with anything or get sympathy from anybody.

Secondly, old people.
Now old people that don't care that they are old, fine, old fucks that go on about how they should cut in line when everyone else was waiting for a fucking half hour, and when you yell at them
"Haven't your father taught you to respect those older than you?"
"No, he taught me to fucking respect those who deserve respect, get the fuck back"
And some of the people are surprised, how is this kid talking back to someone old enough to be his grandfather.
Fuck them, I hate every single one who thinks that someone should be treated better than another, except retards, oh wait, I meant the handicapped. Fucks sake

Originally Posted by Carlton

OH shit i got a good one. when i was in kidnergarten, i had this friend named stevee and he was kinda my friend but every day at the lunch table he'd play that one game that's like footsie but less gay and more rough under the table. he'd try to kick my legs and i told him to stop every day, and he hit me pretty hard. he'd do this every day of the year. so one day just trying to be nice i decided i would give in an play the stupid game with him. i tapped his leg. he cried. i had to go to the principal's office. at the time i was shy, so i was crying and i couldn't say anything. she asked me if i hit him, i said it's wasn't like that, and she sent me home with a slip that said i was in trouble for lying. WTF
I SWEAR, STEVEE, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOU.

also this asian kid who was in 1st grade when i was in 3rd, ran into me at recess. there was a corner, i was walking towards it, and he ran around it from the other side, hit me and apparently said he had a black eye. i was WALKING. i got a "black card" for horsing around, and had to write him an apology letter. WTF IT WAS HIS FAULT.