then you would be anally raped by 30 gay men and you try to kill yourself an realize you can't so you have endure not being able to sit for eternity.

i wish i had wings

then u would have to get special shirts with holes in the back that would cost alot and b annoying to others

i wish my cat would love me

your cat would begin to get intimate with your leg
>.<

I wish I had a life

you get a life but not a good one...

i wish i could shapeshift

You do but end up as a giant pen.

I wish I could fly

you would fly into electrical wire and fry like chicken.

i wish i could have and endless supply of pie.

youd eat so much that you keel over and have a heart attack

I wish that wishes could come true, but only if we are smart about making the wishes

but then ppl would wish by mistake when just joking and something bad would happen

i wish i had a glass of milk

you got zombie milk instead and began slaughtering your clan-mates D:

hm
wish fer a turkeh sangich

you get the sandwich along with a spelling tutor.

i wish a had a wii