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You: Sup dumbshit
Stranger: sup prostitute who probably has stds
You: Yea...
You: It kinda sucks
You: You want some?
Stranger: no im happy being healthy thanks
You: Ohk then
You: What about your mum?
Stranger: What about your face?
Stranger: oooohhhhoooooo
Stranger: snap
You: How is your sister?
You: Is she tight?
Stranger: i dont have one
You: Ah
You: I see
You: You locked her up in your cellar, didn't you?
Stranger: no then i would have one wouldnt i
You: But maybe you locked her up, and made sure no-one would ever know!
You: AHA!
You: Got ya!
You: *calls cops*
Stranger: yea you piss those cops off
You: *Yes sir, I have his IP sir
You: *Yes sir, he has child porn all through his documents, sir*
You: *Yes sir, just get to him quickly, he may try to run*
Stranger: maybe i should point out your talking to a bot
You: Ha
You: Funny
You: Bots are INSTANT
Stranger: indeed they are
You: You are like a retard, who types with his nose
Stranger: i sure do
You: Good to know
You: Time to go now
Stranger: time to go insane
You: The cops will be at your doorstep in the next 10 minutes
Stranger: they sure will
You: Run little retard
You: RUN!
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi I'm King
Stranger: Who are you
You: The name is Corey.
Stranger: Corey?
You: You are correct.
You: Would you like to play with my penis?
You: I'll take that as a yes,
You: *unzips*
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Stranger: hi
You: My name is B*b
Stranger: ah.......ok
You: ( Y Y )
Stranger: m/f?
You: fm
Stranger: ...ok.......f
You: ok... u r m
Stranger: no...im.....f
You: YAY LEZZIES
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