Hello, I would like to join NO, main reason is the thing that since I was a small child, I wanted to catch them all, some idiotic guy kept bragging about his pets being the best and shit, I wanted a piece of that cake. I went to the doctor to get the medicine for the pets I needed to catch and some old guy in a trench coat named Birch gave me a weird looking round capsule, he said if I drink the contents inside of it, I can do anything. He also gave me a dead rat, no idea what that was for, it smelled like urine and the fur was yellow. I went outside and drank the capsule, instantly I started jumping around and hitting bushes while yelling "HYAA" "HUAAAA", until a coin popped out. My cousin sells masks, he is always cheerful and he looks like he came from Korea, although nobody knows his true identity, he works as a plumber and takes LSD all the time. He told me a story on how he punched some blocks and squished some turtles, that he defeated a giant monster that was a hybrid between a turtle and a dragon.
Now something about me, I am 8 feet tall, I usually wear black clothes, some mime/clown keeps chasing me around smiling and laughing at my every step. I think he wants to hurt me. I also found some Play - Doh on the edge of the street, it became alive and went to the sewers where it met a giant crocodile thing that wore a lab suit. I seriously do not know what the hell is going around in this town. Yesterday there was a suicide case of some idiot who tried to jump buildings while making gang signs. He kept saying "I MUST DO IT" " I AM UNSTOPPABLE". He was seen trying to climb buildings with his bare hands some days ago, poor fellow, heroine sure messed him up.
Now something about me, I am 8 feet tall, I usually wear black clothes, some mime/clown keeps chasing me around smiling and laughing at my every step. I think he wants to hurt me. I also found some Play - Doh on the edge of the street, it became alive and went to the sewers where it met a giant crocodile thing that wore a lab suit. I seriously do not know what the hell is going around in this town. Yesterday there was a suicide case of some idiot who tried to jump buildings while making gang signs. He kept saying "I MUST DO IT" " I AM UNSTOPPABLE". He was seen trying to climb buildings with his bare hands some days ago, poor fellow, heroine sure messed him up.
You thought you can kill me? Well I am already dead. So Fuck you and your inbred son in law.
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