Compensating for something, much?

Actually I have a larger than average penis.

If anything, it's that I didn't have many friends growing up, and everyone hated me and I got bullied a lot. In which case, it sort of makes up for it.

Temporary rig while I'm at mah parents' place:

"was clean last
...y you missed it"

It says "My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it." :3

Cool, I need one of those for my room.



This is the guinea pig that died. He or she was very unusual. You can at least see, for one, his, her, unusual fur. Yeah. I guess guinea pigs weren't meant to have curly hair.

It's like... A multi-colored afro with feet.

Cute as fuck though.

Not an afro, a jew fro. For sure.
I'D STICK THAT GUINEA PIG IN MY POCKET WITH THE FRUIT INSIDE.
-CRIES-

He was so weak; he could hardly stand. And for a while then he could totter around but he kept getting knocked over by the big guinea pigs. Or, uh, she.

._.