Time to doing it right, you twits.
Anyways, on Thursday I had gym. Now, I come from an athletic family, so I like to excel, which some people say is showing off. An example of this would be, we were playing Ultimate Frisbee inside of our gym, freshman v. everybody else.
Thanks to an errant throw by the other team, it was down to two points. Our teacher who joined our team because we were losing by at least seven points threw a long pass which hit the back of the gym. The first two boys who were there missed the frisbee entirely. I dove for it, and ended up making the catch.
Down by only one point now. Next time we get the frisbee, it's down to about a minute left. Teacher throws another long one, which is slowly veering left. I was tracking it, trying to tie the game. Welp, I tracked it too hard. I ran knee-first into the wall before I could fully extend to make the catch. Of course everybody laughed, (whatever, must have looked pretty stupid) and I was bleeding a bit. Now, there's a kid in my gym period who hates my guts for no apparent reason. He was on my team, and wasn't doing much. The coach was tending to my knee, when he came over.
"Nice effort out there, BlackBear."
"Hey BlackBear, you fucking suck."
The coach was right next to me, and heard it.
"Office, now."
"WHAT I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WHY I WAS JUST"
"Office, now."
Needless to say, I found him and his girlfriend outside later and beat him up, took his girlfriend, and had intercourse with her at a later date.