I'd like to get married in a Costco parking lot with Costco catering all the food. xD Best place on the face of the earth.
I second this notion. If you can buy tires, a couch, and rotisserie chicken under the same building, it can only be Costco or any other place; I'm ignorant and useless in the eye of any Wiseman and if you tell me that you can find tires, a couch, and chicken somewhere else, I will punch your teeth in.
Who wants a boring old cake and vegan orderves? That's not even fun. I'd rather have a goddamn pizza. Besides, I want my wedding dress to be a bright red with black mesh. xD