There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing,

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing except prosecute minorities.

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing except prosecute minorities. Then Jeffrey found

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing except prosecute minorities. Then Jeffrey found out that he

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing except prosecute minorities. Then Jeffrey found out that he was homosexual and

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing except prosecute minorities. Then Jeffrey found out that he was homosexual and soon turned into

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing except prosecute minorities. Then Jeffrey found out that he was homosexual and soon turned into a rainbow unicorn

Story went to shit. Jeffrey should have been immedietely persecuted by the authorities once he turned.

That's really fucking bad... But also accurate af

Ele pls

Why do you have to ruin the fun :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the other horse species, fucked every single chameleon's eye sockets. This went on for exactly five billion years until the world's population of eyeless chameleons began to rip everyone's dicks off. However, Jeffrey's dick, being the smallest dick of everyone else, grew back immediately afterwards. This time it only grew a millimetre before being ripped off by those damn chameleons. Meanwhile in Russia homosexuals were persecuted. Some scientists found such policies appalling. Police did nothing except prosecute minorities. Then Jeffrey found out that he was homosexual and soon turned into a rainbow unicorn that destroyed all