Hotline Miami is possibly one of the most fun games I've played in quite some time, I recommend it to anyone looking for a game to play.

I've never actually played Hotline Miami, but I've heard a lot of good things about it. I'll have to see if I can play it.

Also, White Chocolate's back. Thanks for having me back, guys.

And so my journey into pain and agony begins. Today is the day I launch Dark Souls for the first time.

Age:15
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): 31/2
Are you a wizard: Hell yea
Size of your wand: Same size as my !@#$
Element of choice: Thunder
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: I would use my magical flute that summons satan to rape the orcs
Describe your magical abilities: Healing thunder abilities
Hair color: Kelp green
Pubic hair color: Amber
Describe your non-magical abilities: Play piano with my toes
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Baby oil
Previous magical guilds: Yakuza
Previous non-magical guilds: Piano Guys
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Daedric
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): Camp Half-Blood
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home: I would take him and sell him tc and buy full orc
What is your experience on the battlefield: I am currently an archer on skyrim
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: Tamahakk
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement:
Are you skilled in potion making: I make potions all day around a witches cauldron
Are you a Pokemon and if you are what kind of Pokemon are you: Nope
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon):
How often do you polish your staff: right before a spell to cast clean spells
Favorite wizard: My Gf
Where does the magic happen: in bed(when I am sleeping)
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: Motion
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: ?
Is it dobbys fault: All the time

Replay posted

The fact that you censored dick, failed to post any replays whatsoever, and did not answer the second-to-last question do not bode well.

A BIG yes to OwenVip, he is my cousin and he is a great player, iv'e been begging him to apply since I got in and he finally did, I really do hope he gets in. Please let him in he wont let you down.
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Give him one chance and if he becmes a problem or inactive or other shits kick him.

Maybe even put him on trial or some bullshit like the other clans

My heart says yes but my elitist in me says no.

It's a shame, anyway good try Cuz.

replays or gtfo

What if he put a wiener on it?
I bet that would make you reconsider letting him in >:c