Toribash
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As a request from my special freind,
Originally Posted by lsl View Post
OMG NEV MAKE AN UB3R THREAD!!!!!

I'm Ub3r now!!!!(again)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by GrayveXP View Post
I tryed Taekwondo once... Not for me ¬¬... Now I'm trying Krav-Maga... The only problem is that I can't aply my real life skillz in toribash ¬¬

I know. I might take up Krav-Maga.
It would be so awesome if you could hook toribash up to ur body so that your tori mimics you.
Hurray! Now you get to sit at the "Special people's" table with uric, llama, gravey and his dildo, murm.....
[L] | 3rd dan | Judo master | BISH | WP | X Piratez & HoLy
Don't worry mate. being single is awesome! You can.....
and....
or....
Ok sucks to be you...
Maybe!...... No.....
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Originally Posted by Nevets96 View Post
im 500 games away from 7th dan so ill do it by next year!

Edit: my bad, put 5000 instead of 500

Watch veb boost it up 10k more games :P
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^^ Yea true. Just watch out for the "Black hail"

Originally Posted by sexywittsy View Post
Get ready for the LSLTRAIN!

Lsl sounds like a STD
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Viagra Fun
Once upon a time, I fucked a sheep up the rainbows end, rainbow, rainbow rainbows end its rainbow magic! Until sexy learnt how to tie a cow with a floating penis!
Albi had a tiny weeney, so he went and bought some viagra! Now it's 5cm! Time to kill some black and white jellybeans!
Later he Fucked a cop up the dick. Suddenly something came from his ass. It was fun to flop around like fat, 52x sucked hairy dick but lost his dick to become emo. Then he learned how to kiss a bellybutton. This excited Uric because Billy said, "Shit, im cumming!". Then Sicks pubic hair gotten hairier because of radioactive herpies he got from SexyWittsy's secret medicine called "Modified Viagra", which was invented by albert Einstien's retarded brother, Lulzbert Einstein. Some weird invader called Spaceonout Liama TM, had Space Pubic Lice trying to steal Wittsy's Modified Viagra for Dr. Hoosawotzit who tryed to fuck the SAME sheep in the rainbows end rainbow, rainbow rainbows end its rainbow magic!




The Hunt


One day Sexy was hunting some space llama, to eat for meal with his friend GraveyXP, But he found a sexy Murmayder that was very ugly so he put it down and kicked it... After beating the crap out of it he killed it and give it a good night kiss.




Strip Tease


Grayve and SexyWittsy were walking to Uric's space llama strip club when SpaceLlama started striping, So sexy brought out a knife and made space use it as a dildo, wich riped of his anus, space got angry and started anally fucking sexy, and Grayve stayed in the corner laughing so Sexy killed them both and went to Uric's strip club on his own, When Sexy got horny and try to fuck his self with a huge piece of corn and his best freind Nev who came out of Uric's ass for eat the shity Korn. Uric's balls got all MESSY!

The anal fuck
SpaceLlama and Uric met Sexywittsy at the dark small street waiting for a drug dealer to sell them some crack or cocaine. But instead they got a bag full of hucabee which smelt like sicks' ass. Sexywittsy isn't gay.

The fucking box

One day 52x found a fucking box, and decided to use it. Bending and poopying on it until they had good grammar. What didn't happened... So he filled the box with shit and threw it at Uric.
[L] | 3rd dan | Judo master | BISH | WP | X Piratez & HoLy