Screw what Ricmo said, have unprotected sex. If she gets knocked up... Well kill the bitch! And yeah have fun unprotected so on and so forth.

Isn't a sticky yet ;D
Also what is Dexter? My favourite show is Scrubs NO ARGUMENT ON SCRUBS, its the best show because the sarcasm and all hands down.

Once upon a time a small ninja sat on his flying wheelchair, so the ninja started to fly around a cup of sweet chocolate milk. Then he crashed to a large pool filled with condoms, tampons, and dildos. Little Ninja was so happy about this she did it in the large pool of orphan tears, but didn't notice that flying pigs came too. "What the fuck?" Ninja thought. The retarded flying pigs of wisdom were like, "bitch that Ninja is a goddamn ho with no swagga." Unsheathing his sword, he decapitated Lucent. With Lucent dead, his zanpakuto was actually a homosexual. This made Ninja cry out loud and turn him a fuckin' lesbian hating mother fucker. The retarted pigs lived happily ever with gay porn playing on their own long, warm, penisscreen when their fucking dog ate some fat bitches licking each other. This is nasty as fuck, but somehow turned Little Stuart to a gay bashing baseballbat with spikes drilled deep into his bat he was thrilled, shunned and hardcore analy fucked in the head. He didn't enjoy fucking dead babies though liked fucking

How I met your mother.
Best TV show I've watched so far.

Once upon a time a small ninja sat on his flying wheelchair, so the ninja started to fly around a cup of sweet chocolate milk. Then he crashed to a large pool filled with condoms, tampons, and dildos. Little Ninja was so happy about this she did it in the large pool of orphan tears, but didn't notice that flying pigs came too. "What the fuck?" Ninja thought. The retarded flying pigs of wisdom were like, "bitch that Ninja is a goddamn ho with no swagga." Unsheathing his sword, he decapitated Lucent. With Lucent dead, his zanpakuto was actually a homosexual. This made Ninja cry out loud and turn him a fuckin' lesbian hating mother fucker. The retarted pigs lived happily ever with gay porn playing on their own long, warm, penisscreen when their fucking dog ate some fat bitches licking each other. This is nasty as fuck, but somehow turned Little Stuart to a gay bashing baseballbat with spikes drilled deep into his bat he was thrilled, shunned and hardcore analy fucked in the head. He didn't enjoy fucking dead babies though liked fucking cool story bro

Yeah that is great aswell.

On eet

E: I fail but anywho:

Once upon a time a small ninja sat on his flying wheelchair, so the ninja started to fly around a cup of sweet chocolate milk. Then he crashed to a large pool filled with condoms, tampons, and dildos. Little Ninja was so happy about this she did it in the large pool of orphan tears, but didn't notice that flying pigs came too. "What the fuck?" Ninja thought. The retarded flying pigs of wisdom were like, "bitch that Ninja is a goddamn ho with no swagga." Unsheathing his sword, he decapitated Lucent. With Lucent dead, his zanpakuto was actually a homosexual. This made Ninja cry out loud and turn him a fuckin' lesbian hating mother fucker. The retarted pigs lived happily ever with gay porn playing on their own long, warm, penisscreen when their fucking dog ate some fat bitches licking each other. This is nasty as fuck, but somehow turned Little Stuart to a gay bashing baseballbat with spikes drilled deep into his bat he was thrilled, shunned and hardcore analy fucked in the head. He didn't enjoy fucking dead babies though liked fucking cool story bro by Mario and

I think it's pretty awesome.

I love Chuck.