Age:13
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):An estimated 2
Are you a wizard: Ever since dog year 1
Size of your wand: 10 inches(like my dick)
Element of choice: fire(bolty)
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: fuck that, I would just blow up the world
Describe your magical abilities: I can squirt magical white stuff from my dick.
Hair color: Black
Pubic hair color: Pink
Describe your non-magical abilities: I can not type.
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Spit is better. <3
Previous magical guilds: nothing fuck that
Previous non-magical guilds:
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Bitches
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Silver clan.
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): Toribash
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home: I do the shower then kill him.
What is your experience on the battlefield: I have made so many panties drop.
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: Probably Orko because he can be in twice. dat yoloswag
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: maybe
Are you skilled in potion making: yes ma'am
Are you a Pokemon and if you are what kind of Pokemon are you: A staraptor level 85(My actual one on the old ass diamond version.
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon): yes
How often do you polish your staff: every five seconds.
Favorite wizard: Orko the magical
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: fuck life
Where does the magic happen: In orko's bed
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: Both
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: are you retarded.
Is it dobbys fault: yes and also Orko.
Hold up I used this format because I got swag like Zayex. k?
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):An estimated 2
Are you a wizard: Ever since dog year 1
Size of your wand: 10 inches(like my dick)
Element of choice: fire(bolty)
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: fuck that, I would just blow up the world
Describe your magical abilities: I can squirt magical white stuff from my dick.
Hair color: Black
Pubic hair color: Pink
Describe your non-magical abilities: I can not type.
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Spit is better. <3
Previous magical guilds: nothing fuck that
Previous non-magical guilds:
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Bitches
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Silver clan.
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): Toribash
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home: I do the shower then kill him.
What is your experience on the battlefield: I have made so many panties drop.
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: Probably Orko because he can be in twice. dat yoloswag
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: maybe
Are you skilled in potion making: yes ma'am
Are you a Pokemon and if you are what kind of Pokemon are you: A staraptor level 85(My actual one on the old ass diamond version.
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon): yes
How often do you polish your staff: every five seconds.
Favorite wizard: Orko the magical
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: fuck life
Where does the magic happen: In orko's bed
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: Both
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: are you retarded.
Is it dobbys fault: yes and also Orko.
Hold up I used this format because I got swag like Zayex. k?
Last edited by PiePwn; Apr 1, 2013 at 01:43 AM.
I cant write H---A---M---P---A :s