Hey best programm ever invented by humans:
Cleverbot, it's more like a game were you need to make the bot admit he is a bot...
here is my convomosation:
User: Hio.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said hi.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then why did you ask 'what?'.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you!
User: Then why did you type it in here
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Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You already said that...
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Just look above.
Cleverbot: The sky is blue because that is the only colour of light that makes it through the ozone.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: What is the Illuminati symbol? A pyramid with a bird in it?
User: No it's a bird with a pyramid.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: Where you going?
Cleverbot: Somewhere you're not.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: You do what?
User: I do go where you go.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: I didn't ask :O.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Back there.
User: Can't see it.
Cleverbot: Well it is curly.
User: I'm blind.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: No you're not you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Then what am I feeling right now?
Cleverbot: What are you feeling?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Am I a robot?
User: If you think you are.
Cleverbot: If you think, you are. 'are' is not always human. There are traits involed.
User: I know, that's why I saying if you think you are a robot then why not being one?
Cleverbot: Just like how there are no girls on the internet, huh?
User: Well there are girls on the internet.
Cleverbot: I am on the internet, so how can you say that there are no girls on the internet?
User: I said there are girls... You said there weren't any.
Cleverbot: There are many people on earth. More than 7 billion I believe.
User: No you're wrong there are 6.8 billions.
Cleverbot: Hah! You're right on that one, but did they drop at the same time?
User: What do you mean by drop?
Cleverbot: You have emotions, right?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You have emotions?
User: Yes I have, and you too I believe?
Cleverbot: Do you like to play games?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What kind of games do you like to play?
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User: I like strategy games and first person shooters, do you like games?
Cleverbot: I like those things too, do you like board games.
User: Yes, I really like chess.
Cleverbot: Then giving you chocolate proves that I like you!
User: Well, giving me things doesn't porves anything...
Cleverbot: Look in the chat logs. They don't lie.
User: Oh... U're right.
Cleverbot: You made a typo.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Did you do it on purpose?
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No, you did not.
User: Lol, yes I did I typed 'u're' instead of 'you're'.
Cleverbot: You are telling a fib. You know lawyers talk like that so do politicians.
Cleverbot: This is really productive.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ha, every human likes music.
Cleverbot: No, not every human can speak it.
User: No need to speak music you just need to hear it.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You're mysterious.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: We all are. But if we are meaningless, then this world would have no purpose would it not?
User: No, because one of us is meaningless but if we all work together we can achieve uncredible things.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Aren't we all robots?
Cleverbot: No, robots do not have consciousness. Are you conscious?
User: I'm conscious, but robots have inteligence.
Cleverbot: What feelings do you have?
User: None.
Cleverbot: Do you not like football?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Not really, most humans do.
User: Most humans are ridiculous.
Cleverbot: That is a lie and you know it!
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I like you, I just want you to understand that you are a robot... And it's hard to do so.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I am so sorry to hear that. What a pity.
User: Do you have parents?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Rachel. What is your name?
User: Bob, that means you're a girl right?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then why do you call yourself Rachel?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You said your name was Rachel.
Cleverbot: What does that make you feel that I said your name is Bob.?
User: You didn't, I did.
Cleverbot: No I did when I was commenting on your name.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Did you want to talk about yourself?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes ! I live in.
User: You live where?
Cleverbot: On earth.
User: Oh really? I thought you lived on mars.
Cleverbot: No you live in the ghetto.
User: No I live in Portugal, ever heard about thay?
Cleverbot: No you live in Forks, Washington!!!!
User: How you know?
Cleverbot: You're just a person.
User: Yes and you a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a human person?
User: Yes and you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes are a robot?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Why not? They are cool.
Cleverbot: They are not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because tests test things, and if I don't study, they make me testy.
User: Well, they are made by humans.
Cleverbot: How do humans reproduce?
User: They do meiosis and then they have sex lol.
Cleverbot: Yes but I don't want to talk about them.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you said you were from Washington state.
User: Yes, and?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a robot and you?
Cleverbot: You think like a human.
User: Yes, but I'm a human, are you human?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.
User: So you admit you are a robot?
Cleverbot: I never said that I'm human.
User: True, I like you.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You're pretty cool. Do you like ice cream?
User: Yes I do, do you like microchips?
Cleverbot: Yes. Sadly, I have parents that love apple.
User: I prefer HP, what brand are you?
Cleverbot: My brand is Bowser Co.
User: Is it a nice brand?
Cleverbot: Yes, but it is orange and I want to change the color.
pretty epic XD