Wow, has anyone called you a night owl?

>Respond with to create a paradox

By the way, do you even have parents or anything? You don't seem as apt to post about real life as much as me...
Or am I just weird like that?

You tell him that and he asks:

What do you mean?

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1,000,000,037 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

>Respond with, If I die, there will be no race of goblins in this area, and a new more fit king will rule over the humans

You respond, and he says:

But that is no reason to kill yourself! You're human anyway. You wished yourself human a while ago... please, don't do this!

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1,000,000,037 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

>Throw bazooka and shotgun out the window go back the market and sell the sword and shield and the crown

My mom's dead. My dad is meh. I mostly take care of myself.

Nope, but It's 11:24 and I'm still ready to post.

Somehow, you manage to get back up the window, get past the alien and the guards, and get to the human market. You sell the sword, shield, and crown. You get 10,000 from it all.

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1,000,010,037 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack