You wish for the ball to become what he was once again. He morphs into what looks like the cross between a horse, a rabbit, and a cheese grater, if that's possible.
He thanks you.

Inv.
1,000,000,037 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

>Tell the alien I've lived a full life, and pick up the super shotgun slowly

You tell the alien that and pick up the shotgun slowly.
The alien, realizing what you're doing, grabs it with his tongue and eats it.
You become angry.

Inv.
1,000,000,037 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

>Slap the alien and jump out the window

You slap him and attempt to jump out the window. He grabs you with one of his tentacles and keeps you dangling out the window. He asks:

Why are you doing this? Suicide doesn't accomplish anything...

Inv.
1,000,000,037 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

I'm extremely bored.

Well, that's what happens at night. Not as many people on this forum.
Go to www.i-am-bored.com and play some annoying games, they should get you un-bored.

>Wish for the alien to drop him

You try to wish for him to drop you, but he says:

I'm not a wish ball anymore. I have free will. Why are you trying to die?

Inv.
1,000,000,037 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

I am bored with i-am-bored.com time for more torn city.