I'm a fucking cat GOML

I like my VIP pack :>

Mokuba should magically log onto steam so I can magically trade you for some items.

Mokuba isn't on his home PC, please excuse him.
Mokuba may or may not get back in the new future.

Welcome Ave

No, comeback when your staff is at least 7 feet.

Sorry, declined, we have our reasons.

Legit(?) app, kgo.
Age: 15
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): A lot
Are you a wizard: I'm jesus
Size of your wand: 2
Element of choice: Butter
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: Rape spell, explains itself.
Describe your magical abilities: A shit ton of ball blazing fury.
Hair color: Brown
Pubic hair color: Brown-er
Describe your non-magical abilities: I'm a good missus
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: I just rub chili powder on it and go in
Previous magical guilds: None
Previous non-magical guilds: Fyre, Ethr
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Gangster
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Neither
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): Homeschool
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home: Slay the shit out of him, with my long wand
What is your experience on the battlefield: Stuff
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: Ave
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: ye
Are you skilled in potion making: I've got a good amount of pot(ions)
Are you a pokemon and if you are what kind of pokemon are you: Ew
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon): Ignored
How often do you polish your staff: 24/7
Did you study in the art of Orkology: Never
Favorite wizard: Myself
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: Bread bread bread 4 score bam, I had a dream. Bread
Where does the magic happen: Pants
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: Both
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: There's a slight change someone might have probably done that
Is it Dobbys fault: Always

I'm almost positive I'll be accepted becuz I'm kewl.
vote kgo

Not a chance.

Hmmm, no. Declined.

Age:11(turning 12 in september)im really mature
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):77
Are you a wizard:Yup
Size of your wand:wut do you think the earth is some rock thats my wand
Element of choice: Darkness and Sex
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:Charm,Sleep Powder,Harden and Pound
Describe your magical abilities:^I can do thatt and make darkness
Hair color:black,and purples
Pubic hair color:whatevar you want baby <3
Describe your non-magical abilities:being sexy as hell
Preferred choice of wand lubricant:dobby's ass juice c:
Previous magical guilds:Nao,Rave and Afterglow
Previous non-magical guilds:uhhh
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc):Elven
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings:Long Ring
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc):Half Blood
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home:is fuck him an option? I give him a gloden shower of piss
What is your experience on the battlefield:very
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be:If you do thiis you can have my body
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement:how big is the earth?.
Are you skilled in potion making:yea i can make sleepy juice and sleep powder
Are you a pokemon and if you are what kind of pokemon are you:Rayquaza
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon):yea
How often do you polish your staff:every day
Did you study in the art of Orkology:Hell Yea I didnt pass yet though
Favorite wizard:Orko and Dobby
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread:Some shit freedom slaves voila bread?
Where does the magic happen:in my bed room
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion:motion
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like:duh fuq?
Is it Dobbys fault:yea hes a greasy elf.ew.