Originally Posted by mdm800
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):81
Are you a wizard:yes
Size of your wand:7 1/2
Element of choice:fire
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: fire blast, hell storm, I would send fire blast speeding at there necks and hell storm right in front of them.
Describe your magical abilities: deadly
Hair color:black
Pubic hair color: invisible
Describe your non-magical abilities: in the shadows
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: semen(I separate the sperm with a spell)
Previous magical guilds: Book of Lore
Previous non-magical guilds: History book
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Dwarven
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings:Long of the rings
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): Camp Half-Blood.

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Hi guys just letting you all know that i'm back

And yes, change it. In Russia only hopeless dumbasses wear Guy Fawk's mask.

I predict orko kicks you :o. Not out of the clan, just in the face a few times.

So many random people posting here.

Hai.

Don't know why you guys hate so much russians or Annonymous mask ( an american hack organization). But ok, i've changed.
also: I'm ingame right now.

Sorry to let you know but that has already happened.
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Also why say that?

Why don't I test him instead?

I'm **The Recruiter** After all....

They want the w.

Fu, I wanted that.

Everyone knows my w is only for you, dear.