Orko says he feels me. But for some weird reason I cant feel him and I dont want to.

You're clearly feeling me, you're feeling my magical appendage.

He feels all wet and has such a manly smell.

We knows this... We knows this well...

Uggh, Orko, Im cant feel it... I dont even want to feel your magical appendage..

You're definitely feeling it.

We are getting tired of those feels....

What should we do about our magical abilities. How should we spread the magic?!

We're going to have to use magic, the gathering.

Gandalf was pretty nice

How about a magically nude calendar?

Orko, the only magic I have is when I'm drunk, screw a wand, liquor makes me a wizard.