And the next post will be the #1000 :)

Winner winner.

Fk u Augans and Haunter <3

Gg, praise ShawShank.
Let this day be remembered and sung about amongst silly mortals.

Thank you, thank you.

Feel free to start a religion about me, in fact ever since that fated post I hear the voice of a higher being. It speaks of it's paternity to me, and of how I must sway his other wayward children from the path of damnation. All shall find themselves upon the righteous path of Jel-kalik the Lord of Azaru.

Why would I lie.

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He also said we can have 14 wives, and you must give me 90% of all your earnings. I don't make this shit up, trust.

FFFFFFFUUUUCCCKKK

this is what I get for editing a lot of shit

this is what i get for not blowing alot of shit

I'll get 11,111st post anyway.

That's not guaranteed

"Why would I lie."

Also first night in bed early and I wake up to a fucking monster truck raping our garage outside the apartment.
Why do they come for the snow at 6 am..... fuk

>Living where it snows
unaustralian pleb