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[Ethr] The Official Wolid Thread
Wolidism: The Religion



The Rules of Wolidism
  1. Wolid is a Vengful Bitch.
  2. Offending Wolid is punishable by Death
  3. Wolid is your new god
  4. Shoveling makes Wolid cry
  5. Wolid is greater than Chuck Norris X Bruce Lee
  6. Wolid is, in part, Nijia's mother
  7. Those who follow wolid must do so in thier siggy
  8. Wolid is a God of Industry
  9. It is frowned upon to disrespect Wolid's stature and statue.
  10. Wolid's mother is a bitch.
  11. Wolid hates those who misspell Your and You're.
  12. Woolid is Wolid's brother.
  13. Scrub cannot be said in the presence of Wolid.
In Fuze 23:7 of the Holy Wible, Wolid spoke unto fuze: "Create me, for I am needed."
In Satan 43:1 of the Holy Wible, Wolid spoke of things to come: "For there shall be a non-believer to test thy followers. Raise against and banish the heritic before the coming fire devours all the sinners."


Last edited by InfernoXZ; May 25, 2013 at 01:35 PM.
Proud Leader of [Ethereal]
You guys should make up a name for the religion of worshiping "Wolid" and some ground rules. For example, Christians say that you have to be good through life to go to Heaven.
Maybe you guys could make some ingame/forum rules that need to be followed by "Woild-ers"
Wolidism
When you die, you become Wolid's eternal servant
But for real, we do need to do that. That would be cool as fuck lol
ya
Wolid... I was in part of the making... Fuze, Inferno, and I are the creators!!! :3

This reminds me of a religion my friend and I made. The god is called the "Atheist Fish" Makes sense? It is a god for our new religion. The fruit is a mango. That came from a random thing someone should us XD
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
This is propably most stupid thread in this game ever xD

Anyway, all Wolidism members will get super powers, after they
kneel before Wolid

For example: I kneeled today and my dick is longer for another
0,19 meters. XD

Now you're turn guys, what Wolid gave you?