There is someone named Mimi in our class who is freaking retarded. This is a very upper class private school (College Prep). We are now in our junior year in high school. She generally will scream randomly if you say anything contrary to her own beliefs, overreact to many situations, uses the word "like" nearly 14 times a sentence, etc. Here is an honest to god quote from our history class.
Teacher: *talks about african tribes*
Mimi: *cuts off teacher* OH! MY! GOD! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! THE ONLY REASON THAT LIKE OUR HEAD DOESN'T LIKE FALL OFF OUR BODIES, IS CUZ OF YOUR NECK!
Myself: Your retarded.
Mimi: WHAT? OMG no seriously though like if you think about it, its like, really deep, cuz like, yeah, I mean have you ever like thought about how your neck is like the only thing that like keeps your head on your body?
Myself: ....Get help.
Teacher: MIMI! I WILL HAVE NO MORE OF YOUR INTERRUPTIONS!
Mimi: Im SORRYEAAH! JEFF IS LIKE MAKING FUN OF ME AND LIKE ACTING LIKE IM DUMB AND IM REALLY NOT!
Teacher: Jeff is this true?
Myself: Almost as true as the fact that the reason our head doesn't fall from our body is because of our necks.
Class: *chuckle*
ok let me get started im in 5th grade there is a boy i have to sit next to and his feet smell like dog shit now here is teh story
*WE TAKE OFF OUR SHOES AND WALK INTO CLASS ROOM*
<me> *sits down*
<him> hey johnny want to play after school
<me>umm.....no....
<him> oh come on
<me> No shut up
<him> shut up faggot
<me> shut the hell up dumbass
<teacher> turns around "Johnny did u just say shut the hell up dumbass? to edgar"
<me> No
<teacher> Go to the tree outside the classoom
<Me> *LOOKS AT EDGAR*WELL handle this after school bitch *walks outside*
*bell rings*
then u knida no wat happens next true story also results i beat him without touching him i had him run into a bball pole
ok let me get started im in 5th grade there is a boy i have to sit next to and his feet smell like dog shit now here is teh story
*WE TAKE OFF OUR SHOES AND WALK INTO CLASS ROOM*
<me> *sits down*
<him> hey johnny want to play after school
<me>umm.....no....
<him> oh come on
<me> No shut up
<him> shut up faggot
<me> shut the hell up dumbass
<teacher> turns around "Johnny did u just say shut the hell up dumbass? to edgar"
<me> No
<teacher> Go to the tree outside the classoom
<Me> *LOOKS AT EDGAR*WELL handle this after school bitch *walks outside*
*bell rings*
then u knida no wat happens next true story also results i beat him without touching him i had him run into a bball pole