I am holding a competition of How Much You (Any Clan Member) Can Show How much of an "Ass" I am. From Your Mom jokes - to Names - To Pictures, ALL COUNTS

1ST PRIZE: My First Alien Ware Laptop - I'll Pay Shipping and Handling (Lucky Bastard!)

2ND PRIZE: MEDICINE BALL- Signed by Me ;o

3RD PRIZE: Can-o-Whoop-ass (yeah right!)