Toribash
View Poll Results: Tori or Uke?
Tori
14 Votes / 46.67%
Uke
16 Votes / 53.33%
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TORIBASH AURA BATTLE #0 - Tori or Uke
You all talk about dueler addict vs clan war maniac, diamond opener abuser vs irookie shovel main, femboy msquad vs power abuser ex-staff... Let's talk about what REALLY matters.

The powerful duo who have withstood the trial of time. Cementing their legacy as the two crowned singleplayer champions, Tori and Uke want to tell you how they're feeling after surviving the downfall of Toribash Wii, Minibash and Next.

How did they survive? Solely by being their relax all fanatic and hold all selves, as they would never give you up nor change who they are, no matter the circumstances.


In the mood for random mods testing? Uke would never let you down, as he's always there for you one button away.

Felt like practicing Aikido or Lenshu comebacks? Uke would never run around and desert you - he's literally waiting for you run to him, then shows you 0.0001% of his true power by instantly teleporting to another place within the ring. He can strike you down at ANY second with his power of immortality, and yet he chooses to help you train, let that sink in.

Maybe you're more into tricking? The moves you can make Tori and Uke do will never make you cry, as every joint click is one more frame towards saving "Best Tricking Ever.rpl".

Wanted to spar with yourself? Tori and Uke would never tell a lie and hurt you as they comply and act out your imaginary spar as happy as they can be. Well...you can see why for yourself.

We've known Uke and Tori for so long, and to honor their commitment of staying in a dead funny TikTok ragdoll simulator, answer with a post who you chose and why.

Tori

Or

Uke