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Toribashians Rap
Ay, burn it with Style, we are out here spreadin Fire, you and me are liars. Diamond Hearts there is no way we retire.

It’s only the beginning, this rap is ass just like skizz and Xaria. Sparky Flesh and broken tires, strong body bringing Fear to the sighers. I am not a sir, just a pissing moron, rapping about nonsense with nobody to count on. Look through the list and find me a nurse. An Egoist idiot can’t find his purse, Call me melrose because I am Mel inside Rose.

Sora it was all a ruse, you idiot hop on Toribash and give me a BOOST, Battlepass isn’t done yet, let me turn into Goku and fuze. I will give you a kiss MWaH, don’t ask me why, it’s tradition, in your mom I am blossoming with a concussion. Shine in a Temple praying to god he gets reincarnated as an anime girl called ryuu. I am done, I am going mad;, Master bend me over and clap my fat back,
just like how Kirito clapped his hag.
Yes, I am talking about Asuna,
Moonshake smells like tuna.
I am going to bed and sleep, then have nightmares of Chirox beating my meat, give me no break because I am on a streak~ Ancient blackmailed me for my cheeks, Athin is mean, go on and gobble on Trestet’s teets
Rock paper scissors is for kids


matarika doesn’t exist.
pomi’s dog is deceased.
Victortb and Majed are my gems.
Link likes men.
Reta’s real name is Ben.
hampa died in 2018, in his den.

Bitches be Poppin, I am out here rockin, swinging here and there like a monkey with rockets, Lucci still in the game with big Cash pockets, my girl wants maggots, but I say nana like a baka-flatus.

Kitchen, volcano, aqua, nato, my girl: cheater, jostene: Girl-beater. Destination? kinshasa, why? ask nasa.

Treasure? Found, One Piece? Lost, Luffy? Gone, Mommy? sound.

Me: “Yo Baki did you know that flowers can bloom?”

Mom: HEY SON! YOU WILL GET A LITTLE BROTHER CALLED DOOM”

My Stance is bland, my life isn’t grand, oh EPOCH? he’s my fam, but not Kumo... why? Homo.
Last edited by Xaria; Jul 21, 2023 at 03:34 AM.