Totally meant t-shirts, not dress shirts. My bad, definitely wasn't what I was going for.

Short-sleeved shirts are really common here, being near the equator where it's hot.

I should've probably noticed earlier. In retrospect I must have sounded like a bit of a crazy person to everyone.

Zelda, that is nothing new to us. <3

ah, i also thought you meant t-shirts

sleeveless dress shirts are actually a pretty rare sight here in my part of aus, even at the gym (granted i have been slack & haven't gone in ages) although it would be understandable to wear some because of the heat

however, 8/10 times if i see someone wearing one i'll instinctively think they're either gay/bi or a dickhead

To be perfectly clear..



Avoid the last one like it's the plague. Buy blue, black, grey, white and ox-blood colored variants of the first one. Make sure to purchase four of the second one (two in light blue, two in white). Jeans or chinos for your bottom half. If you're going to go with shorts, go with chino shorts (never go denim).

Learn color also. http://imgur.com/hiJfB
Ignore the top half of the image. Only go for bright, solid colors if you want to look like a fruit. Go for muted tones (earthy tones in particular (dark greens/reds/browns).

Also cut your hair if it's long you bloody hippies. Ask your barber for a 'hitler youth' haircut.

In that case, T-shirts are what's common where I come from, not short-sleeved shirts. We call shirts and short-sleeved shirts "polo shirts".

Ew, no polo shirts are similar to formal shirts but only have 2-3 buttons and tend to only be available in extremely obnoxious colours and tend to be worn by rich kid douchy douches (this is a trend, not a rule, I suppose some people can pull it off).

I own about 10 formal shirts. I have probably only ever owned 1 polo shirt, and that was in a really nice colour palette so I make no apologies.

Anyway, so was your friend wearing a short sleeved formal shirt or not? I still don't know?
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Also stfu Ele, long hair is cool if it isn't too curly. Short haircuts are for children, open homosexuals and people who don't have time to make long hair look good. Just ask the hairdresser to thin it if it gets out of control and wear hairbands or hats whenever you don't need to look good.

If you have long hair you're a woman and I'll rape you.

Well shit.