The last one is from Bruce almighty. Its evans 'speech'

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahah ha
You made Bork Laugh.
That's a hard Feat.
+1

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You made Bork Laugh.
That is a hard Feat.
+1
But I have nothing to do with that shit.
All I know is that carson added you after we ditched him from the convo.

Hey and Are you making me mah avvy? Epic, Thanks, Bai.

xD this is to funny

That is not funny.

Reminds me of something that happened to Elf a few years ago. Someone put his mobile phone number up on a BDSM website. He got a fair few texts asking too meet up and stuff. XD

Shin, jak, and bork were the only nice people in the clan (and kinda TinCan), so I ganna quit invading ur clan cause ur members are being asses about it. Also i've invaded tons of clans and u were the least productive, kind to each other clan i invaded.

EDIT: bork i added u

Dude.
I'm the nicest Shit face in the Clan.

Finally.

We do not need invaders, thanks.

The wonderful wonderful joy of Cortex Command, gentlemen.