Originally Posted by Tuna

Very mature and has an impressive vocabulary, and we all know that a vocabulary is what makes a man a man.

Originally Posted by hawkesnightmare

LK what have you done?! He could have been a great asset to the clan!

Originally Posted by Zelda

Come on now... it's not all about size Tuna. What you do with it counts just as much.

Originally Posted by ToasterDan

It's all about size... The more you have, the more it counts.

something that will waste your time

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Let's imagine a scenario, where you have just woken up, your vision blurried. You try to wipe your eyes, but you cannot move them, no matter how hard you try. Slowly, your vision clears, and you find yourself all tied up tightly in a chair, somewhere in a room. You hear Ele's high-pitched, chirpy voice behind you, not at all how you imagined in your fantasy of him and you, in a bed, playing Pokemon. He assigns you a task, to name over a thousand adjectives flattering him. Surprisingly, you name exactly 999 adjectives after a short 3 minutes and 24.81 seconds, but have no clue of the thousandth one. This is why you need an even larger vocabary than what you have already obtained. You don't know it, but one morning, you'll wake up to a chirpy Ele, and piss your pants.

Originally Posted by hawkesnightmare

He sent me some audio files of him singing stuff while he was high, but they're long gone. Unless they're in that topic in the tl;dr board.

EDIT: found it. No idea if the link still works because I'm at work.