I... I'm sorry, the lighting's bad, but... is that what I think it is?
Yes, that's a wooden dildo shaped bottles opener. I know that you're jelly. The thingy was made of aliminium, I folded it so that I could make it stay on my nose.
<AlphasoniK> Kristis: What the fuck is wrong with you, rainbow loving panda freak.
Seriously, try to piss standing up for a change. No life girly pants dimwit.