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You get it, along with 1000000000 other dollars. And then the cops come and arrest you because the money is fake

I wish I had an armory
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then u would be invaded by terrorists and they would blow u up.

i wish i could see what other people see
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JOEL ELI ELNEL MEL EL EEL
you would see people having sex being murdered and an entire list of other insane things and would get over loaded and die

i want to be an engineer
DIEEE
you would design a living android robot thing that will turn on you and slash your throat and make you choke on your own intestines

i wish i was richer than bill gates
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who'da thunk it? you go to the bank and get a lump sum of about 3.5billion dollars in a check, leave the bank and get robbed in an alley

I want something that i dont know that i want!
DIEEE
but suppose you didn't know it but what you really wanted is to be anally raped and you get it in the form of "long john silva"

i wish i was a monkey!
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you should wish that shicken will become filthy rich

i wish i had a tail

ps[ i wished i was a monkey not had one the other post]
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your running from police, trip over your tail, and get jailed for life.

i wish i had a supercomputer with the fastest internet in the world.
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JOEL ELI ELNEL MEL EL EEL
the speed would be so blindingly fast your eyes would start to bleed

i wish i had a go kart
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