new rule:
mutiny is now punishable by genital mutilation
mutiny is now punishable by genital mutilation
and definitely not in defenestration gaming
Pidda: 5
Yoyo: 2
Hagan: 1
Adrian: 7
Yoyo: 2
Hagan: 1
Adrian: 7
"MOTHERFUCKERS, YOUSE ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS" was the last thing the dear Captain said before being shot down but six of his fellow crew members for no reason what so ever. Like seriously, why the fuck would you kill the host of this stupid game anyway are you guys like fucking retarded fuck you. You find an old book among the Captain's shelves, it reads "The Captain's Diary", dating all the way back to 1812. You scroll through it and find out that he had been the Captain of S.S. Zacisafaggot ever since he was but 2 years old, as well as being a respected surgeon, a navy seal, an astronaut and a male porn star.
A few hours later, another passenger was found raped and beaten to death in the changing rooms. You look in his locker and find out that his name was "Pidda" and he was unemployed. This crime looked like a two man job, for there was semen in his mouth, and his poopy hole. Who could have been responsible for such a horrid crime?
Nothing supernatural occurred on the ship today, quite strange.
The next day, Kamura, Yoyo, Fear, Lorrtex, Elvis, and Liquidoom wake up with their penises missing.
A few hours later, another passenger was found raped and beaten to death in the changing rooms. You look in his locker and find out that his name was "Pidda" and he was unemployed. This crime looked like a two man job, for there was semen in his mouth, and his poopy hole. Who could have been responsible for such a horrid crime?
Nothing supernatural occurred on the ship today, quite strange.
The next day, Kamura, Yoyo, Fear, Lorrtex, Elvis, and Liquidoom wake up with their penises missing.
